Brad.
he is always there for you.
When your future stepbrother won’t accept your sexual advances….
Brad is there.

At the first ever McKinley High NewD irections glee club Diva-off
Brad is there

When you revealed to your dad that a closet-case bully threatened your life.
Brad will be sitting there in the background. there. for you.

It doesn’t matter what you’re doing in Glee… he is THERE. When your long-lost mother finally meets you again and you want to sing your dream song with her, who comes waltzing in with a swagger like he just walked away after impregnating 15 seperate women in the back of his ferarri?
mother
fucking
brad.

so when you think of cool characters, don’t think Kurt of Finn or even Mercedes.
Think Bradass.
That’s kinda creepy.
BRADASS. I DIED. THIS.
Fabulous Brad is fabulous.